Romantic Dinner

 Once upon a time a boy and a girl had came up with the idea of having a great time on a romantic dinner at home.
He started to prepare the food when she started cleaning the bathroom...
Alright, a lot of chemical stuff there, but no problem, dinner ready let's open the wine
ops... Where's the opener?

Youtube save me, how to open a wine bottle with no proper tool?
- Try with a shoe and hit hard the bottle on the wall
Ok, almost destroyed two walls, the neighbors are probably wondering what's going on... what else youtube suggests?
- You can try with a towel, put it on the wall and hit hard the bottle on the towel
Allright, just in case it doesn't work with some kind of bottles...
- OH YES! This method can't fail, just use a knife and take off the stopper!
Hm... it's cut the crap, but didn't really succeed

Ok, enough, let's try to put it inside... It should've been easier shouldn't it?
Give me the fourth kind of knife, maybe it can help to put it inside, unless...
Gosh, there's no air anymore, pressure can make things messy, and the knife doesn't reach the crap too...

Oh yes! We can try to make a hole with the hanger to pour the wine at least

Alright, succeeded, let's warm up the food in the microwave?

Love you

I love you too.
But the food we prepared afterwards will be amazing!
Let´s move to the next phase of the evening